Funny Bryce Wrote in Journal

Aug 7, 2005
This is my journal.  I don't like it...it is dumb but I have to write in it because I live in a communist household.
August 21, 2005
I am so awesome!  I will be 18 this Friday and I am the coolest person ever!
August 29, 2005
Well my birthday was pretty cool except the girls from Highland came over then it wasn't as cool but still way fun.  We had a way cool barbique with steak and played lots of Halo.  There was like 20-25 people4 there.
Sept. 11, 2005
Well, I'd rather not write in you today but I have no choice, like the majority of my entries...which influences the way I write.  The end.
Oct. 30, 2005
Dear Diary, today I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I am awesome.
Nov. 13, 2005
Weather this Nov. has been crap.  It hasn't ever really snowed on the mountains yet and it's not cold at all and Park City and The Canyons are suppose to open this week but they might not have enough snow.
Jan 8, 2006
Goals:  improve 1. mourning prayers 2. Book of Mormon 3. 500 savings to 3,000 4. Read 5. ACT 25 6. Bless Feb.  ( I can't tell what that means--Bryce's writing always needs interpretation)
Feb. 12, 2006 
It has been the new millennium for a little over six year now and I still don't have a flying car or a robot that does things for me that I don't want to do....what a rip. 
Feb. Mystery 2006
I will make this entry brief because I need to pee...I am me.
Feb. 26, 2006
Today is my half birthday.  Yesterday I landed my first 720 degree and rode it out that means I am cool ( with full gidbage).
April 30, 2006
I went to SLC yesterday to date some Brigham City honies ( girls) It was pretty fun.  We went on top of the biggest building in Utah it was neat.  My date's name was Allison...probably.
May 12, 2006
I don't want to write but it's Mother's Day so I will.  It is hot outside and I caught 3 horn toads yesterday.  Their names are Mark, Vebrou, Leprey.
May 21, 2006
I went to Brigham City with some guys and we bowled and golfed and boated.  It was fun then we got home and did gymnastics and barbaqued.
May 28, 2006
I graduated, started landscaping, and my big toe hurts!   It's not fun but it pays okay and it will do.
July 23, 2006
I got my mission call in June to South Africa Capetown.  I'm done with landscaping and work at Rocky Mountain ATV and make $9 an hour stocking things.   I like it...it's pretty good job.
2 Nov. 2008
Wow 6 years of journal in 30 pages...that's like 5 pages a year or .20 pages per month.  Wow.  Well Sunday I woke up early and sat on the stand ready to give my talk.  There was a youth speaker then Dallin then we sang and then it was me to finish.  I was suppose to speak for 15 min. but there was 30 mins. left but I spoke for 30 min. with no problem.  It was actually kind of fun speaking.  I guess that's because I was well prepared.