An Amazing Observation by Bryce Christensen:
When you are in a car and your are the passenger and there is a song you like on and you say," Hey...I like this song". The driver almost always turns the volume up. And you feel like saying, "Hey...all I said was I liked this song--not blast my ears out"...but most of the time you politely clench your teeth and take it.
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Dear person reading this if you are not Bryce ( which is a good chance you are not because I am Bryce and don't plan on reading this again). .. This notebook of my ideas will most likely not make sense to you.
.....so my apology if you can't get a hold of me and the ideas in this book remain random nonsense. Maybe that's the way it was meant to be and maybe you are supposed to make your own sense out of things in this book but if you know I happen to be around or if you thin you can find me ...get a hold of me and let our journey of my past ideas begin.
Yours truely, Bryce Christensen
Cheese--a short story by Bryce
"Cheese and lots of it!" replied Mr. Scower. "Wonderful wonderful cheese....um Mr. Joshua what are we going to do with all this cheese?" Why Mr. Scower , were going to do the only thing that can be done with cheese. "And what is that?" replied Mr. Scower.
"Cheese bombs." What? said Mr. Scower. "CHEESEBOMBS"! and the best ones the world has ever seen at that.
"Oh that's just great" said Mr. Scower.
The End
The Return of the Cheese
Scower hand me some sharp cheddar cheese cologne. There's ladies around. "Yes, my Lord". Thank you....this stuff really gets you the women.
Oh...here they come now.
Oh Mr. Jordan, you're so handsome, said some lady. Oh Mr. Jordan you smell so good. Here's a million dollars.
The end
Once when I was little my little brother Dallin had this pirate sword and he would always hit me in the lip with it. So my mom one day took the sword and cut it into many pieces.
